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The stories are arranged in several different story arcs that are further explained in the Wikipedia article on the Discworld reading order. This article also shows quotes of the video game adaptations of the series. Hed be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting All gods are bastards. Weve strayed into a zone with a high magical index. Ive seen excitement, and Ive seen boredom. And boredom was best. If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then hed be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting All gods are bastards. Watch The Ten Download Full' title='Watch The Ten Download Full' />What he didnt like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and homicidally insane when drunk. The Watch were always careful not to intervene too soon in any brawl where the odds were not heavily stacked in their favour. The job carried a pension, and attracted a cautious, thoughtful kind of man. It could be worse, he said by way of farewell. Gintama Episode 3 English Dub. It could be me. Thats whats so stupid about the whole magic thing, you know. You spend twenty years learning the spell that makes nude virgins appear in your bedroom, and then youre so poisoned by quicksilver fumes and half blind from reading old grimoires that you cant remember what happens next. At the back of his mind a bad feeling began to grow. He thought about how it might be to be, say, a fox confronted with an angry sheep. A sheep, moreover, that could afford to employ wolves. Picturesque meant he decided after careful observation of the scenery that inspired Twoflower to use the word that the landscape was horribly precipitous. Quaint, when used to describe the occasional village through which they passed, meant fever ridden and tumbledown. Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the Discworld. Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot. It was all very well going on about pure logic and how the universe was ruled by logic and the harmony of numbers, but the plain fact of the matter was that the Disc was manifestly traversing space on the back of a giant turtle and the gods had a habit of going round to atheists houses and smashing their windows. You know, I never imagined there were he dryads. Not even in an oak tree. One of the giants grinned at him. Druellae snorted. Stupid Where do you think acorns come fromWhat heroes like best is themselves. Weve strayed into a zone with a high magical index, he said. Dont ask me how. Once upon a time a really powerful magic field must have been generated here, and were feeling the after effects. Precisely, said a passing bush. The only reason for walking into the jaws of Death is sos you can steal his gold teeth. It is forbidden to fight on the Killing Ground, he said, and paused while he considered the sense of this. You know what I mean, anyway. Ripples of paradox spread out across the sea of causality. He wondered what kind of life it would be, having to keep swimming all the time to stay exactly in the same place. Pretty similar to his own, he decided. Some pirates achieved immortality by great deeds of cruelty or derring do. Some achieved immortality by amassing great wealth. But the captain had long ago decided that he would, on the whole, prefer to achieve immortality by not dying. It was octarine, the colour of magic. It was alive and glowing and vibrant and it was the undisputed pigment of the imagination, because wherever it appeared it was a sign that mere matter was a servant of the powers of the magical mind. It was enchantment itself. But Rincewind always thought it looked a sort of greenish purple. Ive seen excitement, and Ive seen boredom. And boredom was best. Whats this wine crushed octopus eyeballsSea grape, said the old man. Great, said Rincewind, and swallowed a glassful. Not bad. A bit salty, maybe. Sea grape is a kind of small jellyfish, explained the stranger. Why has your friend gone that strange colourCulture shock, I imagine, said Twoflower. We dont have gods where I come from, said Twoflower. You do, you know, said the Lady. Everyone has gods. You just dont think theyre gods. Gods are not so much worshipped as blamed. Dont ask me how I knewI suppose it was because it was just about the worst possible thing that was likely to happen. I cant be talking to a tree. A Free flash online stopwatch, quick easy to use stopwatch also an online countdown SCI FI Channel is now Syfy, but you can still get access to all your favorite SCI FI Channel content right here. Syfy features science fiction, drama, supernatural. Exposes pyramid schemes getrich hype and dubious product claims. Authored by Stephen Barrett, M. D. of Quackwatch. Cast, crew and reviews from the Internet Movie Database. If I was talking to a tree Id be mad, and Im not mad, so trees cant talk. A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed to create one small white pigeon or three normal sized billiard balls. Pratchett here draws upon the Greek thauma or marvel in creating the name of this basic unit. The sun rose slowly, as if it wasnt sure it was worth all the effort. The disc, being flat, has no real horizon. Any adventurous sailor who got funny ideas from staring at eggs and oranges for too long and set out for the antipodes soon learned that the reason why distant ships sometimes looked as though they were disappearing over the edge of the world was that they were disappearing over the edge of the world. I suppose you wouldnt happen to know the way out of the forest, possibly, by any chanceNo. I dont get about much, said the tree. Fairly boring life, I imagine, said Rincewind. I wouldnt know. Ive never been anything else, said the tree. Rincewind looked at it closely. It seemed pretty much like every other tree hed seen. Are you magical he said. No ones ever said, said the tree, I suppose so. Rincewind thought I cant be talking to a tree. If I was talking to a tree Id be mad, and Im not mad, so trees cant talk. Goodbye, he said firmly. Hey, dont go, the tree began, and then realized the hopelessness of it all. It watched him stagger off through the bushes, and settled down to feeling the sun on its leaves, the slurp and gurgle of the water in its roots, and the very ebb and flow of its sap in response to the natural tug of the sun and moon. Boring, it thought. What a strange thing to say. Trees can be bored, of course, beetles do it all the time, but I dont think that was what he was trying to mean. And can you actually be anything else This seems to have produced a paraphrase of these statements which has been widely quoted on the internet as a direct quote from this book including here, for some years Of course Im sane, when trees start talking to me, I dont talk back. Conceivably this might be a paraphrase made by Pratchett himself, elsewhere, but any alternate sourcing for this variant apparently derived from this passage is welcome, but it seems to have arisen some time after 2. There had been an unseen observer of all this. It was of course entirely against the rules, but Trymon knew all about rules and had always considered they were for making, not obeying. He wanted to say all this, and couldnt. For a man with an itch to see the whole of infinity, Twoflower never actually moved outside his own head. Telling him the truth would be like kicking a spaniel. Weems might have had a room temperature IQ, but he knew idiocy when he saw it.